Author:Anoriath 
Rating:Adults Graphic Genre:Humor
Chapters: 26 Word Count: 129461
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Description:
Plucked like a fish out of water, you try to make the best out of a bad situation in Bree. Then, one day, this Hozier-looking dude showed up at The Pony.

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Aragorn/OC; gender neutral OC; 25th Gray Companion; Copious references to The Princess Bride; fish out of water; friends to lovers, slow burn.
Warnings: Tolkien levels of violence and xenophobia; sexualized violence; alcohol use; so so much swearing; feral chickens
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Ages:
Third Age
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Characters:
Aragorn II 'Strider' Elessar, Original Female Character - OFC, Original Male Character - OMC
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Chapters:
[PF] 01:Hozier in the Hallway with the Knife
[PF] 02:Motherforker!
[PF] 03:Go the F to Sleep!
[PF] 04:Other Fish in the Sea
[PF] 05:Before Now but After Then
[PF] 06:Five Things You Know and One You Don't
[PF] 07:The Schooling of Fish
[PF] 08:The Lord of Broken Things
[PF] 09:It Would Take a Miracle
[PF] 10:Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow
[PF] 11:Morgenstern's Classic Tale of Love and Silmarilli
[PF] 12:Teach a Fish to Man
[PF] 13:“A Fish May Love a Bird, But Where Would They Live?” -Drew Barrymore
[PF] 14:A Day in the Life of a Fish
[PF] 15:Who P***ed in Your Cereal?
[PF] 16:A Pairing of Wine and Fish
[PF] 17:Between a Cliff and a Hard Place
[PF] 18:A Fish in Water
[PF] 19:These Boots are Made for Walking
[PF] 20:Here be Dragons
[PF] 21:Where the Fish Bite
[PF] 22:The Road Goes Ever On
[PF] 23:Fish in the Underworld
[PF] 24:The Wild Hunt
[PF] 25:That Fish Don't Swim
[PF] 26:The Fire Grotto
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