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FŽanor

to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story


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The most beautiful Elf in all the world

FŽanor

All the beauty of the Elves wrapped up in a single word

FŽanor

Just heard of an Elf named FŽanor
And from what some fangurls said
he is the next best thing to sliced bread.

FŽanor

Iíve just read Ďbout a guy named FŽanor
And suddenly my muse will never be the same again!

FŽanor

Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.

FŽanor

Will I never stop filking FŽanor?

FŽanor...FŽanor...FŽanor, FŽanor!

Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.

FŽanor...will I *never* stop filking FŽanor!!!

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