to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story
The most beautiful Elf in all the world
Fëanor
All the beauty of the Elves wrapped up in a single word
Fëanor
Just heard of an Elf named Fëanor
And from what some fangurls said
he is the next best thing to sliced bread.
Fëanor
I’ve just read ‘bout a guy named Fëanor
And suddenly my muse will never be the same again!
Fëanor
Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.
Fëanor
Will I never stop filking Fëanor?
Fëanor...Fëanor...Fëanor, Fëanor!
Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.
Fëanor...will I *never* stop filking Fëanor!!!