To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town – as sung by Gandalf the Grey
you'd better not try.
You'd better not wear it,
I'm telling you why...
The Great Eye is looking for you.
He's gathering the nine
and setting them loose.
All to find out
where the Ring's come to roost.
The Great Eye is looking for you.
He seeks you in the Shire
with riders dressed in black.
He'll know if you put on the Ring
So there is no turning back.
Oh, you'd better watch out,
you'd better not try.
You'd better not wear it,
I'm telling you why...
The Great Eye is looking for you.