To the tune of Frankie Valli's song by the same name.
Can't take my eyes off of you
I'm caught in lust's fearsome grip
If I could only see you strip
With naught but blond hair to the floor
You're the One Elf I adore
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
And when I let myself stare
At your Valar-blessed derriere
The sight of you leaves me red
Thinking of you in my bed
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
I love you, meleth
and if it's quite all right
I'll be your elleth
to warm a lonely night
I love you, meleth
trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty Leggy
don't bring me down, I pray
Don't make me beggy.
Now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, Leggy
let me love you