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Can't Take My Eyes Off of You

To the tune of Frankie Valli's song by the same name.


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You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
I'm caught in lust's fearsome grip
If I could only see you strip
With naught but blond hair to the floor
You're the One Elf I adore
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

And when I let myself stare
At your Valar-blessed derriere
The sight of you leaves me red
Thinking of you in my bed
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

I love you, meleth
and if it's quite all right
I'll be your elleth
to warm a lonely night
I love you, meleth
trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty Leggy
don't bring me down, I pray
Don't make me beggy.
Now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, Leggy
let me love you

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