To the tune of Frankie Valli's song by the same name.
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
I'm caught in lust's fearsome grip
If I could only see you strip
With naught but blond hair to the floor
You're the One Elf I adore
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
And when I let myself stare
At your Valar-blessed derriere
The sight of you leaves me red
Thinking of you in my bed
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
I love you, meleth
and if it's quite all right
I'll be your elleth
to warm a lonely night
I love you, meleth
trust in me when I say
Oh, pretty Leggy
don't bring me down, I pray
Don't make me beggy.
Now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, Leggy
let me love you