Tolkien Fan Fiction
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To be sung (loudly, and preferably off-key) to the tune of Tom Lehrer's "National Brotherhood Week." If I thought he'd ever see this, I would apologise profoundly to Prof. Lehrer for the liberty I take, but I suspect I'm fairly safe there... I should also point out that I count myself among the squee-est of Legolas' fangurlz and have been known both to read and to write Legolas/OFC fic; so if anyone is having the mickey taken out of them here, it's me :) |
| Oh, the dwarf fans Won't read Elf fics And the Elf fans Won't read Dwarf fics; Hobbit-lovers don't read Orc fics And no-one loves the Uruk-Hai. But in inter- national Legolas Month, 'national Legolas Month, Go read some Leg-fic though you thought you'd seen your millionth; The birthday drabblers Are not mere dabblers; We're going to make you love the fangurlz' fave! Now Avon Asked for friendship, And Aranel, Leggy romance (You might have thought that she had no chance; After all, this is Henneth-Annun!) But in inter- national Legolas Month, 'national Legolas Month, Enough blond Elf to last the squee-est fangirl a twelvemonth; Elessar more your bag, Greenleaf just makes you gag? You can tolerate him if you try... Though you swear that "Prince of Mirkwood/ OFC just doesn't work", should We promise just to let you lurk, would You give the birthday fic a try? It's inter- national Legolas Month, 'national Legolas Month, More buff Elf fanfic though the Web has seen its zillionth; Thranduilion's everywhere, With perfect braids in hair - It only lasts a month, so have no fear; Be grateful that it doesn't last all year! |
Lyrics to the original National Brotherhood Week can be found here and he can be seen performing it here. |