Tolkien Fan Fiction
Tolkien Fan Fiction
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Vistula's Filk Frenzy
By:Vistula the Dunadan
10
Fëanor

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to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story

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The most beautiful Elf in all the world

Fëanor

All the beauty of the Elves wrapped up in a single word

Fëanor

Just heard of an Elf named Fëanor
And from what some fangurls said
he is the next best thing to sliced bread.

Fëanor

I’ve just read ‘bout a guy named Fëanor
And suddenly my muse will never be the same again!

Fëanor

Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.

Fëanor

Will I never stop filking Fëanor?

Fëanor...Fëanor...Fëanor, Fëanor!

Filked him once, then from him tried fleeing;
Filk him twice hear the fangurls start squeeing.

Fëanor...will I *never* stop filking Fëanor!!!